Thursday, 24 February 2011
Monday, 7 February 2011
T.V. has ruined my brain
It started to rain at a quarter to two,
when the children both cried,
"We've got nothing to do"
They played their kerplunkers,
and spun their spindaddies,
why, they even found mother's vibratoraties.
When suddenly there came at knock at the door,
the boy nudged his sister,
"Go get it ya whore"
She rose from her seat,
and walked towards the noise,
"Who could it be?"
She hoped it was boys.
But what entered the house,
through the fog oh so thick,
was a cat in a hat,
with an enormous dick.
He sang a short song,
and played a few toots,
when all of a sudden he noticed poor Boots.
The boy searched around for a pen and a pad,
"This guy's a pro, much better than dad"
But before the two children could learn a new trade,
the cat pushed them outside,
"I'm trying to get laid!"
So with no where to go,
but over the hill,
the children set off for the town Whoreville.
They passed a few vagrants,
a hooker, a corpse,
trying their best not to vomit of course.
Though it got pretty hard as the passed by a can,
where a man tried to shit out some blue eggs and spam.
Finally they arrived at their mum's place of work,
as a jolly old man walked out with a smirk.
It was Itchy MacGrey,
who was there everyday,
and though his doctor sure pleaded,
he could not stay away.
He had caught whore diseases,
he had picked at whore scabs,
why he even picked up a case of whore crabs!
But all of a sudden,
he started to run,
because the children's drunk father showed up with a gun!
He was mean,
he was mad,
and he was seven feet tall,
but the bulge in his trousers was two size too small.
Which may have explained why he went on a spree,
of shooting the whores as they started to flee.
"One bitch, two bitch, old bitch, new bitch"
he said with a laugh as their bodies did twitch.
He stared at his wife,
as he squeezed on his glock,
"I know it's your job, but why did you hop on my Pop?"
"We needed the cash" she said through her tears,
"And besides you haven't touched me in years!"
"But I've got just the thing" she knew just what to do,
"Let's go home right now and make three kids not two!"
And so the kids' father got his own way,
and the bulge in his trousers grew three sizes that day!
And the low income family began life anew,
at least 'til next month,
when the rent would be due...
when the children both cried,
"We've got nothing to do"
They played their kerplunkers,
and spun their spindaddies,
why, they even found mother's vibratoraties.
When suddenly there came at knock at the door,
the boy nudged his sister,
"Go get it ya whore"
She rose from her seat,
and walked towards the noise,
"Who could it be?"
She hoped it was boys.
But what entered the house,
through the fog oh so thick,
was a cat in a hat,
with an enormous dick.
He sang a short song,
and played a few toots,
when all of a sudden he noticed poor Boots.
The boy searched around for a pen and a pad,
"This guy's a pro, much better than dad"
But before the two children could learn a new trade,
the cat pushed them outside,
"I'm trying to get laid!"
So with no where to go,
but over the hill,
the children set off for the town Whoreville.
They passed a few vagrants,
a hooker, a corpse,
trying their best not to vomit of course.
Though it got pretty hard as the passed by a can,
where a man tried to shit out some blue eggs and spam.
Finally they arrived at their mum's place of work,
as a jolly old man walked out with a smirk.
It was Itchy MacGrey,
who was there everyday,
and though his doctor sure pleaded,
he could not stay away.
He had caught whore diseases,
he had picked at whore scabs,
why he even picked up a case of whore crabs!
But all of a sudden,
he started to run,
because the children's drunk father showed up with a gun!
He was mean,
he was mad,
and he was seven feet tall,
but the bulge in his trousers was two size too small.
Which may have explained why he went on a spree,
of shooting the whores as they started to flee.
"One bitch, two bitch, old bitch, new bitch"
he said with a laugh as their bodies did twitch.
He stared at his wife,
as he squeezed on his glock,
"I know it's your job, but why did you hop on my Pop?"
"We needed the cash" she said through her tears,
"And besides you haven't touched me in years!"
"But I've got just the thing" she knew just what to do,
"Let's go home right now and make three kids not two!"
And so the kids' father got his own way,
and the bulge in his trousers grew three sizes that day!
And the low income family began life anew,
at least 'til next month,
when the rent would be due...
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